Ayrupilanda bir kichik qizning yinida olturghan bir dinsiz

Ayrupilanda bir kichik qizning yinida olturghan bir dinsiz

Aptori: Steve MacDonald

Uyghurchigha terjime qilghuchi: Memet Emin

Ayrupilanda bir kichik qizning yinida olturghan bir dinsiz kıshı qizgha burulup mundaq deptu, "Sözlishishni xalamsiz?, Yiningizdiki yoluchilar bilen sözleshsingiz waqit tiz ötidu".

Emdila kitawini oqushqa bashlighan kichik qiz bu natonush kishige jawaben, "Nime toghursida paranglashmaqchi?" dep soraptu.

"Bilmeymen" deptu u dinsiz, we hejiyip turup gepini dawamlashturup, "Xuda, jennet, dowzaq we yaki ölgendin keyin qayta tirilish yoq toghursida paranglashsaq qandaq?"

"Bolidu" deptu u qiz, "bu choqum bir qizziqarliq tima, biraq men aldi bilen sizdin bir soal sorap baqay. At, kala we keyik oxshashla ot-chöp yeydu. Keyik mayaqlaydu, kala shatiraqlaydu, at tizzekleydu. Nime üchün shundaq bolidu?"

U dinsiz kishi kichik qizning eqil parasitidin heyran boptu, oylinlinip turup, "Himm, men bilmidim" dep jawap biriptu. Kich qiz uningha jawaben,  “sizningche hayawanning poqini bilmey turup, özingizni  Xuda, jennet, dowzaq we axiret toghursida munazire qilishqa layaqetlik dep qaramsiz?” deptu.

Undin keyin u qiz kitabiwini oqushni dawam qiptu.

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane…

by Steve MacDonald

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know sh*t?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

http://granitegrok.com/blog/2013/07/an-atheist-was-seated-next-to-a-little-girl-on-an-airplane